Mentally and emotionally.
(Source: a-g-o-r-e-a-p-h-o-b-i-a, via beckie0)
At least once, you've done this.
Me:
Oh my god. My period is late.
Me:
AM I PREGNANT?
Me:
Wait...
Me:
Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me:
Seems legit.